Brain Wreck: confusion; fuck-up, brain fart, realization you've made a mistake.

Bristle Fuck: literal; or any kinky sex act.

Burger Time: soda pop .50

Butter Monkey: non-management employee at a fast food restaurant; esp. Culver's.

Celebration Hole: asshole. (celebrating would be farting).

Cheeseburn: palate burn; i.e. roof of the mouth. Especially from frozen pizza.

Cheryls: easy women, prostitutes (but not necessarily), bar whores.

Charlie: see 'Bean Camper"; conductor of late night trains.

Chihuahua: a bag of 'chronaki' that is small and shaky.

Copperday: stealing something from work for personal use.

Cowboy Hat Break: need to use the bathroom; urinate.

Cronaki: weed; or any police or drug-type authority, i.e. ATF, CIA, DEA.

David Lee: to play hurt, or sick; to gimp it out.

Flying Circus: place with lots of available women; i.e. Pussy Galore's Flying Circus.

Foil date: Smoke break.

Frozen Sailor: a major fuck-up in a song or life or whatever.

Fubar: fucked-up beyond recognition.

Getting ready for the season: a good excuse for almost anything, especially a messy house or other unorganized clutter.

Gretsky: to score; to procure goods, i.e. he shoots, he scores!

Gringo sausage: to be served bad food and get sick.

H.R.Puffinbroke: some who smokes all their money, on cigs, weed, crack, etc.

Hush buds: gratuity for a Gretsky; or someone gives you something for your trouble.

I'll talk to the boys: a blow-off line, like "the checks in the mail".

It sounds better on my other guitar, or bass, or kit: when someone compliments you and you don't think it was very good.

It's in the shop: when you've lost, sold, or other wise don't have the particular item in question.

Kennedy: to be jailed because of a O.W.I.

Knirp: an expression of thirst.

Konk: to have an edge, interesting, or powerful.

Konk-free: not containing any 'konk'.

La Brea: hitting the resins, when your out of chronaki.

Lumber: code name, see Tin Foil or Cronaki.

Merp: body fluid from genitals.

On the Tit: someone who is living off other people, usually parents, friends, or their trust fund.

Permajack: someone, a guy, who will probably never have a girlfriend.

Pirner: when you add a final beat on the end of a song.

Put down the pipe: when someone is spaced out, drugged out, or otherwise out of touch.

Red X-ing: going out, drinking, flirting, staying out late, all of the above. Rekonkulous: redundant or irrelevant.

Rounding: Getting a good meal, usually fattening; to stuff yourself.

S.P.D. Seasonal Packing Disorder: wanting to move every few months or in certain seasons.

Shane(or Shane Out): leave someone with bills, not personal debt but phone bills, etc.

Sheen: music that sounds too slick,pop,or otherwise konkless.

Sheeple: people of no free will who mindlessly follow a slow and indiscriminate society

Sud Fuck: to do one's laundry

Super Size: to double the original length of a solo or part of a song.

Sour Milk: going back with an ex-lover for one night or just a short time.

Taco night: any obligation with a partner; or any relationship-type baggage.

Teen Funeral: a big party night, like prom night or Halloween, when people will be getting stupid and may end up killing themselves.

Tilted: sexual overload; physically or otherwise out of order.

Toddly Woddly: music that gets too cute, clever or classical sounding .

Trust fund: any poser, or wanna be cool person, who is 'on the tit' (see on the tit).

Wap, wap, wap: destruction; to break something.

Whiskey Stick/Pick: constant dropage of a sticks/picks, or any mistake made because of too much booze.

Willy Wisely: to not show up for something; when a band ditches out on a gig.

Yoko: to manipulate an event,person,or group of people for personal gain.